emmelinemay: (twist)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2003-08-27 05:04 pm

reality tv...

someone please tell me this is a joke?


some sample questions on the application form:

1. What is it about a tropical island inhabited by lap dancers that appeals to you most?

3. The girls are always there: you make breakfast - lapdancers. You brush your teeth - lapdancers. You try and sleep - lapdancers. Can you handle that?

4. Your sexual urges are likely to increase dramatically throughout the show. Give us one example of how you might take this matter in hand.

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update - AHA!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/entertainment/030821_lapdance.shtml

[identity profile] ubika.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
i really wish I could tell you it was. but no. saw adverts last night for it *shudder*

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
oh god. the application form.

*dies*

[identity profile] yaruar.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes it and a number of other things were created for a program spoofing modern tv trends.

[identity profile] aleph-hq.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
hahahhahahaha11
MOST AMUSING

[identity profile] hsb.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
This must be the one that was just in the news. It was actually a program about what people would do to be on this sort of show, and I think someone tried to sue them for false advertising, because of course it didn't exist.

Why it's still online, I don't know.

H

[identity profile] mairead-pt.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
I think it is real, Saturday while I was in the South I got my hands on an Mail On Sunday that was in a bar and it had an ad for it.

And Ronaldo's girlfriend dissing Victoria Beckam. Your English tabloids are MUCH more entertaining than our boring newspapers.

[identity profile] statics-void.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
The girls are always there: you make breakfast - lapdancers. You brush your teeth - lapdancers. You try and sleep - lapdancers. Can you handle that?

I think that's why it wouldn't be too difficult, you'd soon get fucking pissed off with lapdancers. I mean even when wiping your ass on the toilet?

Would the lap dancers survive is the question.

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
i wsa wondering if it was soemthing like that - i've been seeing the trailer on E4 for a week or two now and thought that can't be real...

[identity profile] beric.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
The applicants were all filmed while they were being interviewd for it..... Thats the show!
It was on the news a few days ago

[identity profile] n0odles.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
loooool....i´d read about this on another forum but i´d never actually seen the site....rotfl


4. Your sexual urges are likely to increase dramatically throughout the show. Give us one example of how you might take this matter in hand.

this one just kills me.....;D

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
there has to be a point when naked jiggling women ceases to be exciting. surely.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_wires/ 2003-08-27 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if you're allowed to have deep intelligent conversation with them while they're dancing. I always think of deep and meaningful stuff while I'm on the loo :)

Shiracreatormachine

[identity profile] cx650.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
If there is, I haven't found it yet!

[identity profile] andyknifton.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
I have lived with 3 lapdancers and strippers (and been pals with a few others) they hold no mistique for me I was thinking of entering then romping home with the cash.

[identity profile] adrasteah.livejournal.com 2003-08-27 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so disappointed! I wanted to get you to apply ... *sulk*