Here's my version:

"I Think"

I Think crap singers that don't understand the concept of irony are really a huge problem
I Think boring songstress's are too much on my mind
I Think sniveling would be angst ridden lyrics have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a really depressing rain, beating down on me
Like a crap Alanis line, which won't let go of my brain
Like pig ugly tree donkey's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette

I Think the wails are gonna drive us all crazy
And the fact that people actually listen to this stuff make me feel like a child
I Think buying her records will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a really depressing rain, beating down on me
Like a crap Alanis line, which won't let go of my brain
Like pig ugly tree donkey's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette

Like a really depressing rain, beating down on me
Like pig ugly tree donkey's smile, cruel and cold
Like crap Alanis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette



:D