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THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans.

The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces.


you have to admit - it does look pretty vicious...



When I was in South Africa, Mum and Dave kept telling me that 'Honey Badgers' were the most vicious animal there was - lions will take a detour to avoid them! After my initial WOW I thought 'hang on...' and decided they must be taking advantage of my notorious gullibility, and making it up. I was CONVINCED it was a wind up. Mum kept telling me to look out for them, and I didn't bother, so sure was I that I was being wound up, and would be laughed at later.

Well, Honey Badgers do exist, and apparently, they are the new weapons of mass destruction...

The fact that something this small and this vicious with such s CUTE name makes me happy.!




Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city
Article from: Agence France-Presse
From correspondents in Basra

July 11, 2007 05:37pm

THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans.

The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces.

Local farmers have caught and killed several of the beasts, but this has done nothing to dispel the rumour.

Iraqi scientists have attempted to calm things down. However, the story has spread like wildfire in the streets of the city and the villages round about.

Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, director of Basra's veterinary hospital, has inspected the corpses of several badgers and tries to reassure Iraqis that the animals are not a new post-war arrival in the region.

“These animals appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known as Al-Ghirayri and locally as Al-Girta,” he told AFP. “Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific.”

Not everybody is convinced.

“I believe this animal appeared following a raid to the region by the British forces,” said Ali Mohsen, a farmer in his 40s from Karmat Ali, near the air base used by the multinational force.

“As we are close to the airport, they probably released this animal into the area.”

British troops have been based in Basra since the 2003 US-led invasion overthrew dictator Saddam Hussein, and the 5500 that remain still face the threat of Shiite militias battling for the region's oil resources.

They also have to battle the Iraqi rumour mill, as locals are quick to blame them for almost any calamity that befalls the area – including an apparent plague of vicious badgers with long claws and powerful jaws.

British army spokesman Major David Gell said the animals were thought to be a kind of honey badger – melivora capensis – which can be fierce but are not usually dangerous to humans unless provoked.

“They are native to the region but rare in Iraq. They're nocturnal carnivores with a fearsome reputation, but they don't stalk humans and carry them back to their lair,” he said.

Both the scientists and the soldiers agree that the badger ought not to be a danger to humans, but so far they have failed to reassure the populace.

“I was sleeping at night when this strange animal hit me on my head. I have not seen such an animal before. My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer,” Suad Hassan, a 30-year-old housewife said.

“It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey. It runs so quickly.”

Cell phone video of the badgers circulating in Basra shows a stocky skunk-like animal with long front claws.

The honey badger, or ratel, is known as a brave predator capable of killing a cobra. It weighs up to 14kg.

Sattar Jabbar, a 50-year-old local farmer from Abu Sakhar north of Basra, believes the badger can tackle even large prey.

“I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it,” he said.

Release the badgers!

Date: 2007-07-12 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kissmeforlonger.livejournal.com
I guess this is some kind of variation on chemical warfare.

Re: Release the badgers!

Date: 2007-07-12 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
it's a badger! it's a BADGER WITH A BOMB!

Date: 2007-07-12 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherry-cakemix.livejournal.com
cute AND pornographic name!

Date: 2007-07-12 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
OMG you're right! It is TOTALLY a porn name!!

Date: 2007-07-12 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherry-cakemix.livejournal.com
i might use it as an alias sometime, lol...x

Date: 2007-07-12 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kynon.livejournal.com
BadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerBadgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroom(cloud)mushroom(cloud)

etc etc.

Date: 2007-07-12 10:09 am (UTC)

<3Badgers+++

Date: 2007-07-12 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaketherat.livejournal.com
Have you seen The Gods Must be Crazy Part II? There's a great scene with a honey badger.

ION, if you've not already been, you should seriously check out Carnevale. I took [livejournal.com profile] misstiamaria there for her birthday last night as I figured it was about time we went somewhere she could have everything on the menu and was struck, as a committed carnivore, by just how damn tasty it all was (mostly vegan too, hence I thought of you).

Re: <3Badgers+++

Date: 2007-07-12 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
now i'm hungry!!! mmmm!!

i actually live less than a mile from here and i still haven't been since i moved here. It's YUM.

I really had no idea honey badgers existed - i honestly thought mum and dave were on a wind-up!!

Date: 2007-07-12 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shackers.livejournal.com
cute - eh!

Date: 2007-07-12 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
i was CONVINCED you were winding me up!!

I HAVE to come back now, if only to keep an eye out for honey badgers!!!

Date: 2007-07-12 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_yungfuktoi_/
*yoink!
There is so much comedy in this, it seems overkill to make a snarky comment :)

Date: 2007-07-12 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
It even ate a cow.

being one of my favourites.

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