Booze Bra

[emmelinemay]

for those that don't read the Metro:

The Wine Rack.

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack's adjustable drinking tube.

Not many sizes available though:
* Small fits 32A thru 36A
* Medium fits 34D thru 38B

As I'm somewhere between a 32DD and a 30E, that's not much use to me.

Don't feel left out, chaps. There's one for you too, in the form of the Beer Belly.

Comments

[jaketherat.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that lead to boob shrinkage as the night wore on? Surely that's not what you want on a night out. Mind you the effect is probably counteracted by the acquisition of beer goggles by interested parties. Now the beer belly has got it right in that respect - drink your gut away, yes please!

That said, I think The Good Book might be the one for me.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

It does seem a bit unequal. With the woman's one, the boobs get smaller as the night goes on - with the blokes one, the guy gets thinner as the night goes on...

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

oh man.

I want this so much now.

[sera-squeak.livejournal.com]

I want one too!!!!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

ceci n'est pas un livre!!

I want several, so I can have anti-gravity defying piles of books randomly around the whole house.

[sera-squeak.livejournal.com]

Oh yuss.

I love the gravity-defying books!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

It's probably safe to say I want about 90% of the things on firebox.

[sera-squeak.livejournal.com]

If only I had the space to fill up with all that completely unecessary but oh-so-good junk!

[shewho.livejournal.com]

hahaha, genius! though, er, wouldn't ppl notice your boobs getting smaller?

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

By that point, you're probably too drunk to care!

I think you are one of the people for whom an extra 2 cup sizes is highly unnecessary...

[shewho.livejournal.com]

heh, true, but i'm also one of the people who needs a constant supply of CHEAP BOOZES! heh.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

then what we need is some sort of test tube shaped hip flask that can be handily concealed down our cleavage.

[kynon.livejournal.com]

Just get a Camelbak & pretend to be related to Quasimodo... :P

[exliontamer.livejournal.com]

Best idea ever!
Though I would be concerned about drunken clumsiness possibly leading to embarrassing punctures..

[bluekieran.livejournal.com]

Fill it with baileys, then if you spring a leak you can blame it on lactation.

[exliontamer.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

[unclesatan.livejournal.com]

Best Product name ever

[blonde-venus.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea in theory, but surely a 'comfortable sports-style bra' will make your knockers look rubbish?

Also not much use to me as a 32G!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

I have been pondering today however, a clever device which would fulfil the dual purpose of making a dread hair piece or dread extensions look HUGE, while at the same time contain enough liquid for a decent evening;s drinking, with the straw concealed as a piece of plastic in the hairpiece.

[blonde-venus.livejournal.com]

Much better idea!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

We should work on it.

We need a container of fluid that won't leak, a straw with a valve to prevent leakage, and lots of dreads...