Booze Bra

[emmelinemay]

for those that don't read the Metro:

The Wine Rack.

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack's adjustable drinking tube.

Not many sizes available though:
* Small fits 32A thru 36A
* Medium fits 34D thru 38B

As I'm somewhere between a 32DD and a 30E, that's not much use to me.

Don't feel left out, chaps. There's one for you too, in the form of the Beer Belly.

Comments

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

By that point, you're probably too drunk to care!

I think you are one of the people for whom an extra 2 cup sizes is highly unnecessary...

[shewho.livejournal.com]

heh, true, but i'm also one of the people who needs a constant supply of CHEAP BOOZES! heh.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

then what we need is some sort of test tube shaped hip flask that can be handily concealed down our cleavage.

[kynon.livejournal.com]

Just get a Camelbak & pretend to be related to Quasimodo... :P