Booze Bra

[emmelinemay]

for those that don't read the Metro:

The Wine Rack.

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack's adjustable drinking tube.

Not many sizes available though:
* Small fits 32A thru 36A
* Medium fits 34D thru 38B

As I'm somewhere between a 32DD and a 30E, that's not much use to me.

Don't feel left out, chaps. There's one for you too, in the form of the Beer Belly.

Comments

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

I have been pondering today however, a clever device which would fulfil the dual purpose of making a dread hair piece or dread extensions look HUGE, while at the same time contain enough liquid for a decent evening;s drinking, with the straw concealed as a piece of plastic in the hairpiece.

[blonde-venus.livejournal.com]

Much better idea!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

We should work on it.

We need a container of fluid that won't leak, a straw with a valve to prevent leakage, and lots of dreads...