emmelinemay: (Pirate)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2006-11-24 04:25 pm

Ninjas vs Pirates

Pirate vs Ninjas - a totally unbiased and totally scientific method of obtaining the Ultimate Answer to a two-fold hypothesis


Hypothesis 1 -

'goth/dreadnought types are more likely to choose pirate, and the STJ/industrial types are more likely to choose ninja'

Hypothesis 2 -

'pirates are better than ninjas'

In conclusion.

Hypothesis 1 -

It appears that this hypothesis has been disproved, as the results were an even match with 32.6 % choosing Industrial and pirates, and 32.6% choosing Goth and pirates.

Hypothesis 2 -

This hypothesis is overwhelmingly supported, with 65.9% choosing pirates.

Take that, you ninja scum.

[identity profile] mr-foz.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
As I have previously argued: Ninja's are all about deception, therefore no Ninja would admit to being a Ninja. Anyone who therefore claims to be a Ninja is, by default, not a Ninja. 'Team Ninja', by definition, has no Ninja's. Therefore it sucks. Sucks like a crack whore on a ten dollar promise.

Also by default the only team from 'Team Pirate' and 'Team ninja' that can logically contain Ninja's, as shown in the paragraph above, is 'Team Pirate', giving it the double whammy.

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Good argument!! I like it!

[identity profile] tuv23.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck me! tell it like it is and then some!!

vg *tick* *gold star*

[identity profile] mr-foz.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*takes a bow*

[identity profile] chromenewt.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! Foz, you're our nw Social Scientologist! \o/!

[identity profile] ex-cooljohn507.livejournal.com 2006-11-25 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed.

And so the three point attack plan of the Ninja's comes into force:

1. Infiltrate 'Team Pirate', by not being ninja's.
2. eviscerate the actual pirates while they are lying drunk on too much rum while stinking of rat's wee and dying of scurvy.
3. Once all true pirates are slain in an invisible killing spree then 'Team nobody' wins.

Naturally, the closest thing to nobody, or nothing - is a ninja, not a pirate - who is somebody, or something.

Obvious.