Ninjas vs Pirates
Nov. 24th, 2006 04:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
emmelinemayPirate vs Ninjas - a totally unbiased and totally scientific method of obtaining the Ultimate Answer to a two-fold hypothesis
Hypothesis 1 -
'goth/dreadnought types are more likely to choose pirate, and the STJ/industrial types are more likely to choose ninja'
Hypothesis 2 -
'pirates are better than ninjas'
In conclusion.
Hypothesis 1 -
It appears that this hypothesis has been disproved, as the results were an even match with 32.6 % choosing Industrial and pirates, and 32.6% choosing Goth and pirates.
Hypothesis 2 -
This hypothesis is overwhelmingly supported, with 65.9% choosing pirates.
Take that, you ninja scum.
Hypothesis 1 -
'goth/dreadnought types are more likely to choose pirate, and the STJ/industrial types are more likely to choose ninja'
Hypothesis 2 -
'pirates are better than ninjas'
In conclusion.
Hypothesis 1 -
It appears that this hypothesis has been disproved, as the results were an even match with 32.6 % choosing Industrial and pirates, and 32.6% choosing Goth and pirates.
Hypothesis 2 -
This hypothesis is overwhelmingly supported, with 65.9% choosing pirates.
Take that, you ninja scum.
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Date: 2006-11-24 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-11-24 05:08 pm (UTC)a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 04:29 pm (UTC)Pirates are more popular than ninjas...not neccessarily better :p
Re: a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 04:32 pm (UTC)That makes me more right than you.
Re: a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 04:36 pm (UTC)Chavs are better than goths.
China is the best place to live in the world.
Re: a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 04:39 pm (UTC)SCIENCE IS NEVER WRONG!!
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Date: 2006-11-24 04:41 pm (UTC)Re: a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 04:52 pm (UTC)Re: a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 04:54 pm (UTC)not as funny though.
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Date: 2006-11-24 05:23 pm (UTC)Re: a ninja supporter speaks....
Date: 2006-11-24 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-24 04:37 pm (UTC)Also by default the only team from 'Team Pirate' and 'Team ninja' that can logically contain Ninja's, as shown in the paragraph above, is 'Team Pirate', giving it the double whammy.
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Date: 2006-11-24 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-24 04:46 pm (UTC)vg *tick* *gold star*
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Date: 2006-11-24 04:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-24 10:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-25 01:57 am (UTC)And so the three point attack plan of the Ninja's comes into force:
1. Infiltrate 'Team Pirate', by not being ninja's.
2. eviscerate the actual pirates while they are lying drunk on too much rum while stinking of rat's wee and dying of scurvy.
3. Once all true pirates are slain in an invisible killing spree then 'Team nobody' wins.
Naturally, the closest thing to nobody, or nothing - is a ninja, not a pirate - who is somebody, or something.
Obvious.
Nice going!
Date: 2006-11-24 04:53 pm (UTC)Good work Emmie, I think you've nearly won their trust!
Re: Nice going!
Date: 2006-11-24 04:56 pm (UTC)dude, how mad would you have been id i'd turned up to your wedding dressed as The Enemy?
(besides, i look turbo cute!)
Re: Nice going!
Date: 2006-11-24 05:03 pm (UTC)That's right... in disguise!
Nothing to see here! Move along!
Re: Nice going!
Date: 2006-11-24 05:10 pm (UTC)A REAL ninja would have spotted that.
I am very disappointed in you.
Re: Nice going!
Date: 2006-11-24 05:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-24 10:34 pm (UTC)More Grog!!
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Date: 2006-11-25 01:22 am (UTC)All of you have been deceived by clever ninja mind tricks into liking pirates to further distract attention away from them...
Weak minded grog headed fools.
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Date: 2006-11-25 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-25 05:56 pm (UTC)I think I was distracted by painting with the content of a glowstick...
Or was that someone else?
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Date: 2006-11-25 07:06 pm (UTC)Yes... yes it was me. I also snorted red wine, beer and anything else small or liquid enough to go up my nose aswell that night and felt relatively fine the next day, although there's a hideous tale of debauchery that to this day only flashes into existence in my mind, enforcing the same reaction as Willem DaFoe in Platoon when the choppers lift off without him.
I still have nightmares... :)
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Date: 2006-11-25 07:09 pm (UTC)And I believe it was my absinthe (the best breakfast drink there is) which was also inhaled...
I did not realise that it was you, I have seen you on various LJs and had not recognised the picture, now I do!
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Date: 2006-11-25 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-26 01:03 am (UTC)I will prod you at some future PD event, and introduce myself... I am the one with the most unflattering costume, and charater in the world, ever.
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