emmelinemay: (Oh my god - kaisers)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2007-05-14 02:24 pm

spank your wife for jesus

someone please, please, PLEASE tell me this site isn't for real?

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It gets better. CHeck these out...Armour of god pyjamas. They even come with a pope hat.

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear World,

It is with regret that i hereby tender my resignation from the post of Human Being in the Human Race. I feel that i can no longer fulfil my role in the organisation.

I feel my 28 years with the organisation has given me a solid grounding in disappointment, cynicism and despair; which i hope will be beneficial to me in my new career as a duck billed platypus.

Best regards,
Emmeline May

[identity profile] s0b.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Check Leviticus before you decide to be a duck pilled platypus - there's a very alarming piece in there about the platypus, and a lack of quality lubricant in ancient Judea ...

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
leviticus is full of the fun.

and any excuse to use this icon.