Of my favourite old jokes.

( Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... )

weird invented food

At the cafe over the road, i occasionally enjoy a jacket potato with beans, spinach and a fried egg. It is YUM, but apparently weird-and-wrong.

( So the weird-and-wrong-but-it-works-honest food poll is here! )

that makes me IN CHARGE y'hear? now SWAB THE DECKS ya scurvy lot! and bring me RUM!

Captain Emmeline
Swashbuckling:	19
Drunkenness:	9
Booty:	19
Weapons:	Cannon, Belaying Pin
TOTAL:	49
Get your own fightin' Pirate at PvN