Adventures of the Dread Pirate Emmeline May

Schadenfreude. Making the world a better place to be.

they phoned me.

I was in a meeting. They left a message on my phone, and told me what time they'll be calling me this week, to sing over the original track, live on air.

Part of me wants to tell you when, so you hear me on the radio. The other part wants to make sure that NO ONE I KNOW gets to hear it. EVER.

I emailed to point out that my version misses out 2 verses and a chorus, and asking them if they'd cut that bit out, or if they expected me to write new verses. I hope they don't, as that would make it rather long, but perhaps i should write more lyrics, just in case.

If anyone can help add in lyrics to this to be timed with ( this ) section of the original song:

I'd be very grateful. And possibly tell you when they're calling me.

Edit - thought - perhaps the missing verses can name some noted shops/restaurants in stokey. Any suggestions? I ought to try and get Testis in there somewhere...

I emailed it in.

If they do to me what they did to the bloke this morning, they'll phone me up and make me sing it down the phone.

Can you take back an email?