Ninjas vs Pirates

[emmelinemay]

Pirate vs Ninjas - a totally unbiased and totally scientific method of obtaining the Ultimate Answer to a two-fold hypothesis


Hypothesis 1 -

'goth/dreadnought types are more likely to choose pirate, and the STJ/industrial types are more likely to choose ninja'

Hypothesis 2 -

'pirates are better than ninjas'

In conclusion.

Hypothesis 1 -

It appears that this hypothesis has been disproved, as the results were an even match with 32.6 % choosing Industrial and pirates, and 32.6% choosing Goth and pirates.

Hypothesis 2 -

This hypothesis is overwhelmingly supported, with 65.9% choosing pirates.

Take that, you ninja scum.

Comments

[tuv23.livejournal.com]

*high mutherfucking five*

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

and they'd better REKOGNIZE!!!

[tuv23.livejournal.com]

We're kinda hard to miss 0_o

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

i guess one does stand out in one's tricorn and eyepatch whilst shopping in Sainsburies in Angel.

[tuv23.livejournal.com]

I shabby old tricorn with a feather stuck jauntilly in it would pop on my head a treat, I reckon.

a ninja supporter speaks....

[gurlesque.livejournal.com]

Pirates are more popular than ninjas...not neccessarily better :p

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid my totally scientific and completely foolproof method of obtaining results doesn't agree.

That makes me more right than you.

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[dangermonkey.livejournal.com]

Pop music is the best form of music.
Chavs are better than goths.
China is the best place to live in the world.

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

see? ninjas know NOTHING.

SCIENCE IS NEVER WRONG!!

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[dangermonkey.livejournal.com]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is very disappointed in you.

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

that would have been much better if i'd spell checked that first.

not as funny though.

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[gurlesque.livejournal.com]

yeh, you've got a point. Can't argue with science.

Re: a ninja supporter speaks....

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

SCIENCE WINS!

[mr-foz.livejournal.com]

As I have previously argued: Ninja's are all about deception, therefore no Ninja would admit to being a Ninja. Anyone who therefore claims to be a Ninja is, by default, not a Ninja. 'Team Ninja', by definition, has no Ninja's. Therefore it sucks. Sucks like a crack whore on a ten dollar promise.

Also by default the only team from 'Team Pirate' and 'Team ninja' that can logically contain Ninja's, as shown in the paragraph above, is 'Team Pirate', giving it the double whammy.

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

Good argument!! I like it!

[tuv23.livejournal.com]

fuck me! tell it like it is and then some!!

vg *tick* *gold star*

[mr-foz.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

Wow! Foz, you're our nw Social Scientologist! \o/!

[ex-cooljohn507.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

And so the three point attack plan of the Ninja's comes into force:

1. Infiltrate 'Team Pirate', by not being ninja's.
2. eviscerate the actual pirates while they are lying drunk on too much rum while stinking of rat's wee and dying of scurvy.
3. Once all true pirates are slain in an invisible killing spree then 'Team nobody' wins.

Naturally, the closest thing to nobody, or nothing - is a ninja, not a pirate - who is somebody, or something.

Obvious.

Nice going!

[aliasrob.livejournal.com]

Good work Emmie, I think you've nearly won their trust!

Re: Nice going!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

i was in DISGUISE!!

dude, how mad would you have been id i'd turned up to your wedding dressed as The Enemy?

(besides, i look turbo cute!)

Re: Nice going!

[aliasrob.livejournal.com]

Um... yeah! Totally!

That's right... in disguise!

Nothing to see here! Move along!

Re: Nice going!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

it's not a perfect disguise. If you look closely you can see the true allegiance given away by the skulls in the hair.

A REAL ninja would have spotted that.

I am very disappointed in you.

Re: Nice going!

[aliasrob.livejournal.com]

You and I *both* know that those are the shrunken heads of your vanquished adversaries. But yeah, pirate. Totally.

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

Yarrr! Anyone be arguin' they be just jealous of the drinkin' and wenching!

More Grog!!

[ex-cooljohn507.livejournal.com]

You can't argue with a ninja, which way would you point and shake your finger at them?

All of you have been deceived by clever ninja mind tricks into liking pirates to further distract attention away from them...

Weak minded grog headed fools.

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

Pah, I be more than familiar with your sneaky ways. :)

[kathbad]

Wait a minute? Don't I know you? Did you or did you not snort Everclear around our campfire, lose the vision in one eye and then insist on finishing the measure?

I think I was distracted by painting with the content of a glowstick...

Or was that someone else?

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

Christ! Why is it everyone knows me by that incident?

Yes... yes it was me. I also snorted red wine, beer and anything else small or liquid enough to go up my nose aswell that night and felt relatively fine the next day, although there's a hideous tale of debauchery that to this day only flashes into existence in my mind, enforcing the same reaction as Willem DaFoe in Platoon when the choppers lift off without him.

I still have nightmares... :)

[kathbad]

I remember the strawberry seeds causing problems *g*

And I believe it was my absinthe (the best breakfast drink there is) which was also inhaled...

I did not realise that it was you, I have seen you on various LJs and had not recognised the picture, now I do!

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

E gads, my infamy is spreading :D

[kathbad]

I think that it is mainly on Lyssa's journal and here *g*

I will prod you at some future PD event, and introduce myself... I am the one with the most unflattering costume, and charater in the world, ever.

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

We should get on swimmingly then :D

[kathbad]

Or there are a disproportionate amount of pirate lovers on your friends list?