emmelinemay: (Oh my god - kaisers)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2007-05-14 02:24 pm

spank your wife for jesus

someone please, please, PLEASE tell me this site isn't for real?

Thank you for visiting Christian Domestic Discipline!


We hope you'll enjoy your stay here. This website was created to provide a home for couples involved in a Christian Domestic Discipline marriage where they might find information and share fellowship with other CDD couples without having to wade through pornographic or warped practices of what God created for marriage.


O_O




It gets better. CHeck these out...Armour of god pyjamas. They even come with a pope hat.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_yungfuktoi_/ 2007-05-14 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Though we recognize by its very nature this subject can be erotic, we will keep this website as clean and wholesome as possible. However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan. After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage."

BDSM evangelical angle? I think they might find some converts in our scene....

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, you've *got* to read some of the stories on that site.


Lucas spanked her across the basement floor and made her walk up the stairs first where he spanked her bottom every step of the way. He spanked her through the house and up the stairs again to their bedroom. By the time they got there Alyssa was howling in distress, her bottom feeling set afire. He pushed her inside and finally stopped his relentless spanking.

Lucas put the belt down next to her on the bed and removed his jeans. Alyssa’s heart picked up in rhythm when he lifted her further up into the bed and moved her legs apart to lie between them. She could barely breathe as he entered her, so afraid he’d hurt her. He was such a big man. If he was still angry with her. . .

Lucas made love to her with exquisite gentleness, tenderly cradling her sore bottom in one hand while he held her body close to his with the other. Though she didn’t feel like reaching her own climax, his lovemaking comforted Alyssa, and by the time he was through she had stopped crying and her heart felt much better. They lay in each other’s arms for a long time afterwards


[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_yungfuktoi_/ 2007-05-14 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What is that, Victorian erotica?
Bless'm O_o

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
well, apparently:

ALL FICTION SOLD IN THE CDD STORE IS INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A GUIDE TO CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC DISCIPLINE!!! NONFICTION SOLD IN THE CDD STORE IS INTENDED FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES AND SHOULD NOT REPLACE YOUR OWN GOOD JUDGMENT AND COMMON SENSE.

[identity profile] miss-soap.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, but CDD has nothing to do with BDSM.

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
it's like BDSM, with added justification and minus consent...