emmelinemay: (Oh my god - kaisers)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2007-05-14 02:24 pm

spank your wife for jesus

someone please, please, PLEASE tell me this site isn't for real?

Thank you for visiting Christian Domestic Discipline!


We hope you'll enjoy your stay here. This website was created to provide a home for couples involved in a Christian Domestic Discipline marriage where they might find information and share fellowship with other CDD couples without having to wade through pornographic or warped practices of what God created for marriage.


O_O




It gets better. CHeck these out...Armour of god pyjamas. They even come with a pope hat.

[identity profile] s0b.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It is inspired!

I'm not sure what it was inspired by, but it's quite brilliantly done.

I'm fairly certain it is a hoax. Most of these whacky (pun intended) religious websites operate out of a PO Box in Texas; this one has used GoDaddy.com to register the domain name which usually means it is an anonymous registrant.

[identity profile] glamgothruthy.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
fantastic - where did you find it?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_yungfuktoi_/ 2007-05-14 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Though we recognize by its very nature this subject can be erotic, we will keep this website as clean and wholesome as possible. However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan. After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage."

BDSM evangelical angle? I think they might find some converts in our scene....

[identity profile] gaius-octavian.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Those PJs are awesome. We must buy Knifton a set.

[identity profile] unclesatan.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't read that site without hearing the voices of Mr Grayson and Chumbley Warner in my head.