spank your wife for jesus

[emmelinemay]

someone please, please, PLEASE tell me this site isn't for real?

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It gets better. CHeck these out...Armour of god pyjamas. They even come with a pope hat.

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[glamgothruthy.livejournal.com]

fantastic - where did you find it?

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

the font of all crazy - stupid_free :)

[glamgothruthy.livejournal.com]

that really is barking yanks community isn't it...

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

it's great. I love it there. Through that community i have discovered people who are pro-paedophilia, pro-bestiality, and anti-adoption.

[liz-lowlife.livejournal.com]

Just the sort of people we need more of!

*facepalm*


Seriously though, just telling kids about the Bible is a can of worms in itself.
I had to tell the kids the story of Noah today (by law, I might add) and I emphasised this wasn't truth by any means....unless you were a christian and believed it. The first question I got was, "But if God made us and loved us, why did he destroy us with the flood? He should have sent the Ten Commandments down instead!"

Actually, that was a dead clever question wasn't it?!
Go Harry, who asked it!

My reply?
"Christians believe that man was made in God's image....and we know just how many mistakes we make!!!!
God was having a bad day, clearly."

They were satisfied with that!
But I'm not.
Because, as Harry rightly observed, the next time that God was dissatisfied with our general behaviour, he sent down a bunch of useful rules to live by.
God got it wrong that time.
What kind of religion can justify the entire genocide of the world's population, coupled with inbreeding as a result of life on the Ark?!!

And another thing!
We were discussing which animals were saved...I said all of them....even headlice!
One kid suggested sharks for our Ark song.
Another kid rightly pointed out that there was no need to save the sharks as there was a blooming great sea everywhere and the sharks would have been happy as could be swimming around in it!


The strangest creature that one kid wanted to save was the leech, "Cuz they are way cool...they suck your blood!

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

teach them about the Flying Spaghetti Monster next.

next time i have to fill in a form asking for my religion, i'm saying pastafarianism.

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

That would be because humans had interbred with Nephilim and the resulting half-angel species, who were an abomination in the sight of the LORD, needed wiping out. At the time of the Ten Commandments the main problem was idol worship, which could be fixed without killing anyone.