emmelinemay: (Fuck u)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2007-06-02 09:16 am
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i need to repeat myself, it seems.

2 days ago, i wrote this.

Last night, on my way home on the night bus, a man kept rubbing his arm on mine, so i moved away. He put his hand on my back and says something like 'you ok?'. I say 'fine thanks' and move as far away as I can (not very far as the bus was crowded). He then grabs hold of my arm and says, 'oi. you ALRIGHT?'. 'Look,' i say, 'you don't go round touching women you don't know? ok? don't touch me. It's rude.'.

At which point, he says, 'why would i want to touch you, you fucking filthy lezza?'

Yes. Well done. Any woman that doesn't want your attention is clearly a lesbian. What other sort of woman would resist your manly might?

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-06-02 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I clearly have a wanker magnet installed somewhere. I attract total dickheads.

I would like to exchange it for a hot-single-6'ish tall-indie-boy magnet, please.

[identity profile] lightinthedark.livejournal.com 2007-06-02 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi,
6'6", single, and have been called hot in the past (though admittedly by previous girlfriends who were probably biased / mad), not a creep I promise :-)

I wonder if you can get some sort of mini rubber-stamp that just says "Pervert" on it that you could whip out and stamp on the forehead of guys that grab your arse etc. That'd be fun, embarrasing, and would warn any other girl that the guy approaches (at least until he gets to a tap to wash his forehead).

Hello
:-Lightinthedark

[identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com 2007-06-02 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
you're also a christian, and i'm an atheist.

actually, i identify more as a pastafarian than an atheist...

[identity profile] lightinthedark.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
'Tis a noble faith, but not one I share.
Still, it was worth a shot since you seemed to be looking for a non-tosser. ... though I'll admit this thread may not have been the best place to put myself forward :-/ Hey ho.

Hello
:-Lightinthedark