emmelinemay: (Fuck u)
emmelinemay ([personal profile] emmelinemay) wrote2007-06-02 09:16 am
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i need to repeat myself, it seems.

2 days ago, i wrote this.

Last night, on my way home on the night bus, a man kept rubbing his arm on mine, so i moved away. He put his hand on my back and says something like 'you ok?'. I say 'fine thanks' and move as far away as I can (not very far as the bus was crowded). He then grabs hold of my arm and says, 'oi. you ALRIGHT?'. 'Look,' i say, 'you don't go round touching women you don't know? ok? don't touch me. It's rude.'.

At which point, he says, 'why would i want to touch you, you fucking filthy lezza?'

Yes. Well done. Any woman that doesn't want your attention is clearly a lesbian. What other sort of woman would resist your manly might?

PIRATES

[identity profile] waynefromlorain.livejournal.com 2007-06-02 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey Emmy didn't you know that female pirates are a hot item now? These guys like dangerous looking women and don't know the proper way to approach you. Just a theory.