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emmelinemayi'll be on in about 5 mins, making a dick of myself.
just in case you want to listen.
be nice, i'm not well.
edit - well, that was horribly embarrassing. I did, in fact, make a right dick of myself. If you did hear it, it's worth mentioning that I still feel really quite rubbish, and thought I was going to pass out half way through.
Oh, Stoke Newington
It's hard to believe it's part of London
It's more like a village
But with much better transport
We can all go drinking in the Rochester
You'll meet all sorts of crazies there
Like the guy with a speeding shopmobility
Who likes iron maiden and wears a top hat
The old man in make-up
and the chap with a giant unicyle
the odd bloke on church street
who shops in pyjamas with bananas on
There's loads of famous people who have lived here
Like Stewart Lee and Daniel Dafoe
Marc Bolan and Edgar Allen Poe
A bloke from Madness and Gaz Top
So here we go with the music
a 48 hour rave
If you need entertainment
Buy a pill off a bloke named Dave
You'll rarely sleep softly in your bed
On the high road
theres loads of great kebab shops
including Testis
where you can eat deep fried testicles
we’ve got the most pound shops in london
there’s bargains behind every door
Wedding shops and many greek patisseries
you can buy anything you’re looking for
if you fancy a bagel
any hour of the day
a 24 hour bakery
is only minutes away
you'll never sleep softly in your bed
We love Stoke Newington
It's Hackney's finest jewel
We've got a reservoir
And Clissold Park
And a really cool cemetery
We love Stoke Newington
We love Clissold Park
There's trees and deer
and bunnies and slides
And Stokefest once a year
We love Stoke Newington
Even though there is no tube
You can get a bus
With little fuss
But the silverlink smells of piss
We love Stoke Newington
It's Hackney's finest jewel
Once you live here
You'll love it my dear
And you will never leave
edit: Awww, people are texting in saying they like it. Is that you lot?
he just said 'we'll get her in to record it properly'. Now THAT would be exciting! If it happens, I'll wear my ricky tie...
just in case you want to listen.
be nice, i'm not well.
edit - well, that was horribly embarrassing. I did, in fact, make a right dick of myself. If you did hear it, it's worth mentioning that I still feel really quite rubbish, and thought I was going to pass out half way through.
Oh, Stoke Newington
It's hard to believe it's part of London
It's more like a village
But with much better transport
We can all go drinking in the Rochester
You'll meet all sorts of crazies there
Like the guy with a speeding shopmobility
Who likes iron maiden and wears a top hat
The old man in make-up
and the chap with a giant unicyle
the odd bloke on church street
who shops in pyjamas with bananas on
There's loads of famous people who have lived here
Like Stewart Lee and Daniel Dafoe
Marc Bolan and Edgar Allen Poe
A bloke from Madness and Gaz Top
So here we go with the music
a 48 hour rave
If you need entertainment
Buy a pill off a bloke named Dave
You'll rarely sleep softly in your bed
On the high road
theres loads of great kebab shops
including Testis
where you can eat deep fried testicles
we’ve got the most pound shops in london
there’s bargains behind every door
Wedding shops and many greek patisseries
you can buy anything you’re looking for
if you fancy a bagel
any hour of the day
a 24 hour bakery
is only minutes away
you'll never sleep softly in your bed
We love Stoke Newington
It's Hackney's finest jewel
We've got a reservoir
And Clissold Park
And a really cool cemetery
We love Stoke Newington
We love Clissold Park
There's trees and deer
and bunnies and slides
And Stokefest once a year
We love Stoke Newington
Even though there is no tube
You can get a bus
With little fuss
But the silverlink smells of piss
We love Stoke Newington
It's Hackney's finest jewel
Once you live here
You'll love it my dear
And you will never leave
edit: Awww, people are texting in saying they like it. Is that you lot?
he just said 'we'll get her in to record it properly'. Now THAT would be exciting! If it happens, I'll wear my ricky tie...
