well, harry starts growing plums. He likes plums. He asks hagrid to provide some manure so he can grow 'really big ones'. Of course Hagrid complies and provides harry with loads of the stuff. Unfortunately its not 'normal' manure... it's dragon poo. This leads to lots of funny consequences when harry grows the *HUGEST* plums in hogwarts. my how they laughed... Then the strain of 'super plum' now known as "harry plumters" develop the ability to talk 'plummish' and we discover that harry is in fact a 'plumtongue', therefore ostracising the rest of the gang. Oh what to do with a plummy tongue? Harry then saves the day because they realise that voldemort is actually allergic to plums...
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Date: 2003-06-22 03:24 pm (UTC)Unfortunately its not 'normal' manure... it's dragon poo. This leads to lots of funny consequences when harry grows the *HUGEST* plums in hogwarts. my how they laughed...
Then the strain of 'super plum' now known as "harry plumters" develop the ability to talk 'plummish' and we discover that harry is in fact a 'plumtongue', therefore ostracising the rest of the gang. Oh what to do with a plummy tongue?
Harry then saves the day because they realise that voldemort is actually allergic to plums...
Errrrrr
- pass the halucinagens will you?
J