Vampire personal ads...

[emmelinemay]

seen on ashbet's journal - ok - this is keeping me entertained!

http://www.masterninja.com/smartass/?remark=vampirepersonals



"I am a 19 year old female... I dont drink blood... but I do emotinally drain people who care about me."

So, you're a typical 19 year old female, then?

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"My name is Trynax, and I was brought across in 1996 by a master vampire named Xainax."

Apparently, he's from a line of Dwarven Vampires. "Arrr! My name be Drax the Everliving! Hand me my axe, so that I may cleanse my dark soul with an old-fashioned arse-kicking!"

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"I'M A 15-YEAR-OLD VAMP WITH REAL FANGS."

'I GOT 'EM AT WAL-MART WITH SOME MAKE-UP AND BLOOD.'

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"PS: Do not seek me in person. Only by e-mail"

"...Cause in person I look like the love child of the Queen Mum and a muskrat."


class.

see here for part two - where they set up their very own vampire personal ad to see who'd respond...