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Mar. 4th, 2008
Fork Amnesty
Mar. 4th, 2008 03:19 pmI just sent this email out to the whole building, after having checked in every kitchen (we have 4) for a fork with which to eat my jacket pertater:
From: Emmeline Bathurst
Sent: 04 March 2008
To: National Centre
Subject: Fork Amnesty
Having been to every single kitchen, I can only conclude that there is some sort of creature living in this office who comes out only after we’ve left for the day and has a voracious appetite for forks.
We have a surfeit of knives, a plethora of spoons, and a grand total of 2 forks.
If someone out there has a secret stash of forks in their drawer in the event of a world-wide fork shortage, now is your moment. I declare a Fork Amnesty.
Where are all the forks??
What would MacGyver do?
Answers on a postcard.
Regards,
Emmie Bathurst
Fork Administrator
From: Emmeline Bathurst
Sent: 04 March 2008
To: National Centre
Subject: Fork Amnesty
Having been to every single kitchen, I can only conclude that there is some sort of creature living in this office who comes out only after we’ve left for the day and has a voracious appetite for forks.
We have a surfeit of knives, a plethora of spoons, and a grand total of 2 forks.
If someone out there has a secret stash of forks in their drawer in the event of a world-wide fork shortage, now is your moment. I declare a Fork Amnesty.
Where are all the forks??
What would MacGyver do?
Answers on a postcard.
Regards,
Emmie Bathurst
Fork Administrator