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Jul. 1st, 2008
This Summer (2002), I was blessed to be able to take part in some very important fieldwork which I would like to share with my readers. In order to further support the theory of man/dinosaur contemporaneity, I and a group of fellow creation scientists mounted an expedition to the jungles of Africa to track down and bring back photographic evidence of a living dinosaur, thus proving that these Behemoths had indeed survived the Flood as scriptural analysis clearly indicates.
This is hilarious.
Chris Damage was clearly on this expedition: "He stood out among us due to his ignorantly boisterous nature as well as his trademark pith helmet"
also:
It was now quite clear that Stubbingwicke was stricken with a stubborn case of the mental disease of Atheism and that he might prove a hinderance to our research.
The rest of the site is equally amusing:
A review of Metal Gear Solid (a 'post rapture antichrist training game') reads: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) In Metal Gear Solid 4, you play the role of Snake, a soldier who uses stealth to sneak around a battlefield on a mission to steal guns from the Patriots (and to choke people from behind). As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game.
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MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces.
Other game reviews are equally awesome. 'Bully' teaches boys to be HOMOSEXUALS!
This is hilarious.
Chris Damage was clearly on this expedition: "He stood out among us due to his ignorantly boisterous nature as well as his trademark pith helmet"
also:
It was now quite clear that Stubbingwicke was stricken with a stubborn case of the mental disease of Atheism and that he might prove a hinderance to our research.
The rest of the site is equally amusing:
A review of Metal Gear Solid (a 'post rapture antichrist training game') reads: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) In Metal Gear Solid 4, you play the role of Snake, a soldier who uses stealth to sneak around a battlefield on a mission to steal guns from the Patriots (and to choke people from behind). As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game.
...
MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces.
Other game reviews are equally awesome. 'Bully' teaches boys to be HOMOSEXUALS!