emmelinemay: (real men)
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A guy in US had tried something but that ended in tragedy. He tried to put a fire-cracker in his mouth and lit it up.

Then he waited to see whether he could remove it before it blasted.

BUT HE WAS LATE OR THE FIRECRACKER WAS FASTER THAN HE THOUGHT!

He was rushed to the emergency ward and a picture of this photograph was taken in the ward

warning: possibly not worksafe. no nudity, but lots of blood. also rather grim.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chardarkminion.livejournal.com
I heard that he bit into a blasting cap in a version of Russian roulette that involved a live blasting cap and a dead blasting cap.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
that would seem like a more likely, but equally stupid thing to do...

Date: 2004-08-20 04:06 am (UTC)
miss_squiddy: (70s me)
From: [personal profile] miss_squiddy
Something's gone a bit weird there...

Date: 2004-08-20 04:10 am (UTC)
miss_squiddy: (life)
From: [personal profile] miss_squiddy
Eeeuuuwwww! I think I liked it better when it wasn't working.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
pretty ain't it. i particularly like the way his tongue is hanging out.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] excy.livejournal.com
I think "rather grim" is an understatement ;)

Date: 2004-08-20 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djsynne.livejournal.com
Oh fuck..I knew I shouldn`t have looked...I feel so sick:(

Date: 2004-08-20 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jillyfishie.livejournal.com
That's it. I'm definitely NOT looking!

Date: 2004-08-20 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djsynne.livejournal.com
Please dont hon...:(

Date: 2004-08-20 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
go oooooon

Date: 2004-08-20 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lourens.livejournal.com
Unlucky.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluekieran.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a dick.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/eddy_/
Saw that one yonks (how long is a yonk anyway?) ago on www.rotten.com

They have it down as a motorcyclist who crashed without a helmet on.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
the beauty of the internet :)

it doesn't look much like a helmetless motorbike injury though.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cookwitch.livejournal.com
No, there would have been zero face left if that was the case. Icky!
Nice 'blast' zone.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
it looks more like something has exploded from inside or out of his mouth.

Date: 2004-08-20 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sx23.livejournal.com
That's it! I knew I'd seen it before. It was an open-faced helmet wasn't it?

Date: 2004-08-20 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m4ck13.livejournal.com
There's a picture somewhere of a guy who tried to itch his nose with a hammer drill. Managed to drill his own nose off quite effectively.
Apparently he tried to sue the manufacturer for not clearly warning that inserting a power drill into your face and turning it on may cause serious injury.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/eddy_/
A friend of mine used to study law and was told by his lecturer of a case where an old woman in the states successfully sued a microwave company.

Apparently, after washing her prize winning poodle, she used to pop him in the oven on a low heat to dry him off, until a family member bought her one of those new fangled microwave thingies.

Can you see where this is going yet?

Date: 2004-08-20 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
euw.

i read of a case where a student who went on a shooting spree (no one was killed but some where injured) who sued his therapist. The line was that if the therapist has done the job properly, the student wouldn't have gone on a gun rampage.

the student won the case. So if you're fucked up and can't be fixed it's your therapists fault.

Date: 2004-08-20 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/eddy_/
Maybe that's why so many people in the states have a therapist, it's like having a get out of jail free card!

Date: 2004-08-20 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angel-emma.livejournal.com
looks a little bit photoshopped to me...but still rather vile and a lesson to be learned ;)

Date: 2004-08-20 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
it's really bad quality - i had to paste it into paint and picturetrail quality doesn't help. the original looks pretty damn genuine. And i have seen verified pictures of similar misadventures.

i'm always amazed by the human body's ability to survive such horrific injuries!

Date: 2004-08-20 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angel-emma.livejournal.com
That is pretty horrific. I'd like to see a pic of "after"....

Date: 2004-08-20 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
after the surgery? i can't image then being able to do much - he doesn't seem to have a jawbone!

there's a chuck palanuik book about a girl with a similar injury, can't for the life of me remember what it's called now though :/

Date: 2004-09-23 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dooomkitten.livejournal.com
Invisible Monsters.

(in case you still wanted to know)

Date: 2004-09-23 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
hehe - i had to check my bookcase when i got home it was annoying me so much!

Date: 2004-09-23 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dooomkitten.livejournal.com
Good book...

Although most of his are...

Sorry about the random posting from a stranger thing...

We do actually know a buncha the same people...

I just never actually met you when I lived over there...

Date: 2004-09-23 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
what is LJ for, if not for comments from random strangers :)

Date: 2004-09-23 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dooomkitten.livejournal.com
I suppose that's true...

Especially really tall dorky american ones...

Oh...wait...no.

Date: 2004-08-20 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] souldier-blue.livejournal.com
If you need to see a picture like that to realise it's not a good idea to put a firecracker in your mouth, then I am seriously worried LOL

Date: 2004-08-20 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dj-alexander.livejournal.com
Got a little something on the side of your mouth there...

Date: 2004-08-20 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiki-nightmare.livejournal.com
oh f! i try not to look at things like that, but i always end up staring at them for ages :/

that's why i stopped reading bizarre magazine! my brain has a habit of storing bad images and losing the good images :(

bleh!

Date: 2004-08-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-freaky-z.livejournal.com
nice one,thats the end of his modling carer

Date: 2004-08-20 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caintheexile.livejournal.com
Fucking Hell. Twat.

Date: 2004-08-20 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] preachermuaddib.livejournal.com
I have seen the same phone,except it was billed as a motor bike crash when a guy wore an open faced helmet

Date: 2004-08-20 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
a couple of people have said the same thing! I can't imagine how you'd manage that - he must have fallen on his face. euw.

Date: 2004-08-20 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elle-is-for.livejournal.com
you'd have thought that given the warning i'd have waited until after i'd finished my cornflakes to look at that. but oh no, i had to look. i feel a mite queasy now.

i really think the worst bit is that one plaintive little right eye poking out from behind the carnage saying "it's not that bad is it?"

Great gig at Borderline!

Date: 2004-08-20 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vividangel.livejournal.com
Hey....I was at your show the other weekend and you guy's kick some ass!
Just what'd to tell you that, your stable mate!
Vivid Angel for Swetbox. Keep it hard and bloody!

Date: 2004-08-20 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jruske.livejournal.com
That's got to hurt!!!

Sorry - I didn't get your birthday present sent off yet. I'm bringing it to London with me Wednesday! I'll get it to Interlock somehow - I'm up in Bradford for Infest on the weekend and then back in London until the 6th!

Date: 2004-08-21 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
have a faboo time at infest! hopefully we'll get to meet up while you're in london :)

Date: 2004-08-20 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cx650.livejournal.com
As a biker who has been witness to a number of unfortunate incidents over the years I will state without fear of contradiction that the injuries shown are in no way consistent with a no helmet or open-face helmet crash.

Date: 2004-08-21 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmelinemay.livejournal.com
that's what i thought. it looks much more like something has blown out of his face. I couldn't see how someone would do that to their face in a open-face helmet at all.

What they can do..

Date: 2004-08-20 01:40 pm (UTC)
satsumagirl: (Default)
From: [personal profile] satsumagirl
I looked after a man who had a forklift truck go through his head and you could see his brain (which quivered when he talked). The poor guy was kneeling when a forklift truck went through the side and split his head right across from his eyes and through his jaw, so his face was split in half. He was conscious, hanging like this from the truck. All the emergency crew needed couselling after. Anyhow, the plastics guys did an amazing job with him though, and reconstructed his jaw, stitched up his eyes and he hardly has any scars. They faded so much they just outlined his eyes. I would be more interested in the after picture....

Date: 2004-08-21 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redfetishfreak.livejournal.com
Oops i just looked at it at work!! well it cant be as bad as when i was looking for vampire pics, clicked on a link on google that was headed vampire pics and got about 20 huge bestiality pop ups!!

and just for the record.....ick.

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