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"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Bosses make me ill
I feel miserable
Computers tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Telephones are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of work that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Jennings, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Someone Broke My Will to Live
Someone Broke My Will to Live
Someone Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Someone Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Stupid customers rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Paperwork defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Early mornings are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of work that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Jennings, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Someone Broke My Will to Live
Someone Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Someone Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Someone Broke My Will to Live


MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Comments

[purplestuart.livejournal.com]

Here's my version:

"I Think"

I Think crap singers that don't understand the concept of irony are really a huge problem
I Think boring songstress's are too much on my mind
I Think sniveling would be angst ridden lyrics have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a really depressing rain, beating down on me
Like a crap Alanis line, which won't let go of my brain
Like pig ugly tree donkey's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette

I Think the wails are gonna drive us all crazy
And the fact that people actually listen to this stuff make me feel like a child
I Think buying her records will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a really depressing rain, beating down on me
Like a crap Alanis line, which won't let go of my brain
Like pig ugly tree donkey's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette

Like a really depressing rain, beating down on me
Like pig ugly tree donkey's smile, cruel and cold
Like crap Alanis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette
Blame it on Alanis Morissette



:D

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

that's fabulous. we must record it!!

And mine....

[loulou666.livejournal.com]

"I Think"

I Think Crowds are really a huge problem
I Think No seats are too much on my mind
I Think Bad smells have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Purple rain, beating down on me
Like a Michael Rosen line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Paul's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on The tube
Blame it on The tube
Blame it on The tube

I Think Delays are gonna drive us all crazy
And Ticket machines make me feel like a child
I Think People will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Purple rain, beating down on me
Like a Michael Rosen line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Paul's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on The tube
Blame it on The tube
Blame it on The tube

Like a Purple rain, beating down on me
Like Paul's smile, cruel and cold
Like Michael Rosen's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on The tube
Blame it on The tube
Blame it on The tube

Re: And mine....

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

i like the bit about paul's arse in your head.

all of these are MUCH better than her original stuff :)