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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young BEE KEEPER named NICK. He was LOUDLY SINGING in the TERRIBLE forest when he met ENOURMOUS DAVE, a run-away LION TAMER from the MINISCULE Queen ERYNN.

NICK could see that ENOURMOUS DAVE was hungry so he reached into his CARDBOARD BOX and give him his PINK SPAGETTI. ENOURMOUS DAVE was thankful for NICK's SPAGETTI, so he told NICK a very STUPID story about Queen ERYNN's daughter CAMILLA. How her mother, the MINISCULE Queen ERYNN, kept her locked away in a SHED protected by a gigantic FISH, because CAMILLA was so FANSTASTIC.

NICK WANKED. He vowed to ENOURMOUS DAVE the LION TAMER that he would save the FANSTASTIC CAMILLA. He would ROCHAMBO the FISH, and take CAMILLA far away from her eveil mother, the MINISCULE Queen ERYNN, and SLEEP WITH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREEN RAIN and ENOURMOUS DAVE the LION TAMER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FISH from his story. MINISCULE Queen ERYNN LEAPT out from behind a 6" PLATFORM SHOE and struck NICK dead. In the far off SHED you could hear a BOING.