i need to repeat myself, it seems.

[emmelinemay]

2 days ago, i wrote this.

Last night, on my way home on the night bus, a man kept rubbing his arm on mine, so i moved away. He put his hand on my back and says something like 'you ok?'. I say 'fine thanks' and move as far away as I can (not very far as the bus was crowded). He then grabs hold of my arm and says, 'oi. you ALRIGHT?'. 'Look,' i say, 'you don't go round touching women you don't know? ok? don't touch me. It's rude.'.

At which point, he says, 'why would i want to touch you, you fucking filthy lezza?'

Yes. Well done. Any woman that doesn't want your attention is clearly a lesbian. What other sort of woman would resist your manly might?

Comments

[poggs.livejournal.com]

He defines crass.

[minigoth.livejournal.com]

Oh, I really hate men like that!

[littleangel-103.livejournal.com]

I once read of a woman who, sick of such advances and before saying anything else, grabbed the offending hand, raised it over her head and said loudly "Anyone misplaced a hand? I've just found it, on my arse."

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he hadn't read your earlier post...

[pygar.livejournal.com]

when someone asks you a that question just smile with a little venom in your eyes and say 'im fine, mainly because i have a can of mace in easy reach'.

you can tag the word fucker at the end if you wish.

but im pretty sure they will take the hint.

[bettiebebe.livejournal.com]

what a fuckin spaz. clearly he does it all the time.

PIRATES

[waynefromlorain.livejournal.com]

Hey Emmy didn't you know that female pirates are a hot item now? These guys like dangerous looking women and don't know the proper way to approach you. Just a theory.

[cloudwalker-3.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry this happened to you. He sounds like a really nasty piece of work. Hopefully he will die soon. Painfully. Preferably of a sexual disease that necessitates amputating his sexual organs with a blunt breadknife a few days before his expiration.

[load-of-flannel.livejournal.com]

KILL MAIM DESTROY!

Shame D Locks are not neccessary on a bus.