i am a sausage easting flying monkey

[emmelinemay]

EmmelineMay is a Sausage-Eating Flying Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat EmmelineMay, enter your name:

ok - i'm not much of a challenge - but i bet you can't beat my collegue Margaret...

Margaret Donald is a Man-Eating Pirate Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Margaret Donald, enter your name:

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I win!

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

Lyssa is a Man-Eating Killer Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.5 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Lyssa, enter your name:

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

Interlock is a Rock-Eating Samurai Monkey with a Battle Rating of 8.7

muhahahaha!

[painispretty.livejournal.com]

My rating is a paltry 5.4

Re: I win!

[turbolord.livejournal.com]

Murdered...

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

I think my rating was in negative numbers. And I ate soap, apparently.

In other news, I have Orcs: http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=490853

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

And I ate soap, apparently.

Did I mind?

[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

You were a little waxy, but left my mouth so clean I could eat my dinner through it...

I don't get it, but...

[satirist.livejournal.com]

Emma is a Porridge-Eating Death Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.7 <INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="Emma"

[statics-void.livejournal.com]

Bollocks. Trust me to get the worlds shittiest monkey.