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[emmelinemay]

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CELEBRITY LUNCH TONGUE




yes it is real. we found it in the whitby co-op. fear it.

Comments

[painispretty.livejournal.com]

*howl of laughter*

Do you get free tins if you advertise on the telly? Will there be Celebrity Lunch Tongue-themed Interlock gigs? The excitement!

[interlock-music.livejournal.com]

We plan to endorse this product to within an inch of it's life... yes, we will even go so far as to become doners. If Hal would be so kind as to give his tongue for the perposes of sad old ladies eating it. Mmmm, we may even go so far as to eat it OURSELVES!

So you know what to do kids... give yourselves a good tongueing, with Interlock endorsed Celebrity Lunch Tongue.

Maybe they do a vegetarian version?

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

made from real vegetarian celebrities?

[painispretty.livejournal.com]

Maybe, made from the tongues of lifelong vegetarians!

I'd eat Hal's tongue. Erm. Shhh. Don't tell him I said that.