Public Service Announcement.

[emmelinemay]

if you break a false nail right down to the skin, so much so that it actually splits the skin, do NOT, and this is important, do NOT eat satsumas.

trust me.

Comments

[unclesatan.livejournal.com]

Also never bite a lime.!!!

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

The only sensible way to eat a lime is to leave it floating in your gin & tonic!