Tranformers - The Abridged Script

[emmelinemay]

thanks for the link emperor_tamarin!

If you've seen transformers, read this. Fucking Genuis!

BARRICADE

ARE YOU EBAY USER LADIESMAN217?

SHIA LABEOUF

Holy shit, yes!

BARRICADE

I BOUGHT THIS LINKIN PARK CD FROM YOU AND IT’S SCRATCHED. I CAN’T PLAY MY FAVOURITE SONG AND IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME A REFUND I’M LEAVING YOU NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!

Don't read if you haven't seen it, and you don't want to know the, uh, well, for want of a better word, 'plot'.

Oh man, i HAVE to see this film again!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Comments

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

might i refer you to this

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

Also a MIDDLE EASTERN guy is unhelpful and picks his nose, because MICHAEL BAY doesn’t know the difference between COMEDY and RACISM.

Except that guy was Asian. Clearly the writer doesn't know shit about geography...

[emmelinemay.livejournal.com]

Clearly :)

And i thought that bit was hilarious, having had many wrangles with out-sourced call centres...

[kynon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too - along with half the people in the cinema!