Tis linette, a fellow zombie here. Was good to meet you properly at the club, sorry if by the end i was blathering foolishly because of my inebriation :)
well, harry starts growing plums. He likes plums. He asks hagrid to provide some manure so he can grow 'really big ones'. Of course Hagrid complies and provides harry with loads of the stuff. Unfortunately its not 'normal' manure... it's dragon poo. This leads to lots of funny consequences when harry grows the *HUGEST* plums in hogwarts. my how they laughed... Then the strain of 'super plum' now known as "harry plumters" develop the ability to talk 'plummish' and we discover that harry is in fact a 'plumtongue', therefore ostracising the rest of the gang. Oh what to do with a plummy tongue? Harry then saves the day because they realise that voldemort is actually allergic to plums...
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Date: 2003-06-22 03:06 pm (UTC)Tis linette, a fellow zombie here. Was good to meet you properly at the club, sorry if by the end i was blathering foolishly because of my inebriation :)
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Date: 2003-06-23 05:01 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-06-23 10:11 am (UTC)big spoiler!
Date: 2003-06-22 03:24 pm (UTC)Unfortunately its not 'normal' manure... it's dragon poo. This leads to lots of funny consequences when harry grows the *HUGEST* plums in hogwarts. my how they laughed...
Then the strain of 'super plum' now known as "harry plumters" develop the ability to talk 'plummish' and we discover that harry is in fact a 'plumtongue', therefore ostracising the rest of the gang. Oh what to do with a plummy tongue?
Harry then saves the day because they realise that voldemort is actually allergic to plums...
Errrrrr
- pass the halucinagens will you?
J
Re: big spoiler!
Date: 2003-06-23 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-22 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-23 05:02 am (UTC)sorry :(
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Date: 2003-06-23 08:41 am (UTC)How was the film?
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Date: 2003-06-23 08:53 am (UTC)Bruce Almighty was cool though - stupid but funny :)
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Date: 2003-06-22 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-23 05:04 pm (UTC)